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6> POINDEXTRO: Can finish homework for the entire class in 10
minutes, despite an apparent lack of musculature.
5> RICKY: The fat kid who can use his folds to imitate the
smell of any kind of mildew.
4> THE CHEETAH: Has the ability to use her extraordinary
peripheral vision during exams.
3> SPASTIC MAN: Can make even the most peaceful kid want
to beat the crap out of him with his trademark cry of
2> CLIQUE CHICK: Possesses an uncanny ability to sense who’s In
and who’s Out.
Selected from 14 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1 (3rd #1)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5
Dan Rone, Medford, OR — 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor