January 28, 2003      Share

The Top 6 Most Inappropriate Comments
for Your Teacher to Write on Your Test Paper

6> “The problem? You may not pass algebra. The solution?
342-3748.”

5> “I understand McDonald’s is hiring.”

4> “If only the hems of your skirts were as high as this grade.”

3> “The five bonus points are for the free lap dance your mom gave
me at the club last Friday.”

2> “You summarize Faulkner like a girl.”

and the Number 1 Most Inappropriate Comment for Your Teacher to
Write on Your Test Paper…
1> Well…it’s not a comment, so much as a self-portrait.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 1, 2, 6 (9th #1/Hat trick!)
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 3, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor

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