Should Have Left Out of the Graduation Speech
5> “Next year in college, I will miss all of you very much.
However, not enough to visit, call or write. Or e-mail. Ever.”
4> “As I look out over the faces of those I’ve screwed over to
get to this spot, I can’t help but think, ‘Hey! I win!’”
3> “To reach your dreams, create a personal code to live by.
Mine is ‘Never pass up a chance to pee or a 50% off sale at
2> “I’d like to thank all of our teachers for believing in us,
and Principal Miller for those insider stock tips.”
the Graduation Speech…
Selected from 18 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1 (6th #1!)
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 2, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4, Runner Up list name
Amy Gorlewski, Wichita, KS — 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor