April 29, 2004     

The Top 5 Least
Effective Anti-Drug Campaigns

5> Parents: The Anti-Drug… ’cause they’ll smack your ass into
next week if they find out you’re doing any!

4> “As your president, I am here to tell you that drugs are bad.
Now I’ll answer any questions you have as long as they don’t
involve what I did in the ’70s or ’80s.”

3> The local police department offering a “Guns for Drugs” exchange
program.

2> Displaying the negative effects of drugs by showing amateu

videos from the faculty Christmas party.

and the Number 1 Least Effective Anti-Drug Campaign…

1> “Hello. I’m Keith Richards, and… what the &@^! am I doing in
another high school auditorium?”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1 (2nd #1!)
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 2, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3
Dan Rone, Medford, OR — 4, Runner Up list name
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor