August 14, 2003     

The Top 8 Hall Monitor Pick-Up Lines

8> “Is that a bathroom pass in your pocket, or are you just happy
to see me? Because it had better be a bathroom pass.”

7> “Wanna chaperone the dance with me?”

6> “You call that a pass? I’ll show you a pass: Hey, hot stuff!”

5> “I got the keys to the supply closet. You wanna… help
me mop?”

4> “But why would you be on your way to the Girls’ room when
you’re all woman?”

3> “My mom tells me I have excellent penmanship.”

2> “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this… without
a hall pass?”

and the Number 1 Hall Monitor Pick-Up Line…

1> “I’m telling!”

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dan Rone, Medford, OR — 1, 3, 5, 7 (2nd #1/Hat trick)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 2, 8
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 4, 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor