About Flunking the ACT or SAT
8> Because you did so poorly on it, you literally don’t know the
meaning of the word “flunk.”
7> You enter the workforce with no outstanding student loan debt.
6> The lower the score, the easier it is to count to.
5> Who needs ‘em? The McDonalds cash registers do all the math
4> Your career options just got whittled down to a much more
3> You’ve now got a better chance of going to the State Pen,
rather than Penn State.
2> The satisfaction in being able to truthfully tell the
valedictorian that his scores were nowhere near yours.
Selected from 42 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Gary O. Reynolds, Lafayette, IN — 1, 6
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2, 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3, 8
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, Banner tag
Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 5
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 5
Lance Petry, Shandong Province, China — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 5
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 6
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown