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November 5, 2004      Share

The Top 5 Differences If Your
Class President Were President of the USA

5> Replacing national security as top issue: cafeteria food.

4> You find him rifling through your locker but his only comment is,
“Nope! No WMDs here.”

3> All the President’s friends would be pardoned from detention.

2> She would try to balance the budget by having cabinet members
sell candy door-to-door.

and the Number 1 Difference If Your Class President Were
President of the USA …
1> His mom has to bake a lot more cookies to sway the electoral
college.

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 3
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor

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