May 20, 2004      Share

The Top 6 Differences If You
Attended “Survivor” High School

6> What do you mean “if”? That’s why you’re not popular.

5> Advanced Biology would be renamed, “You Think It’s Edible?”

4> Out of a class of 350 seniors, only one would get to graduate.

3> The unpopular fat hairy naked guy in the locker room somehow is
voted homecoming king.

2> Your habit of sitting on the lawn eating bugs would no longer
preclude your ever getting a date.

and the Number 1 Difference If You Attended “Survivor” High
School…
1> Not much: You’re still staying just interested enough in th

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1, RU list name
(5th #1!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4, 6, Topic
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor

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