to you courtesy of prolific contributor
Upton O’Connor’s high school-age nephew,
Dewey. Thanks, Dewey! Hope you get a date
next year! And Happy Holidays, everyone!
High School Christmas
12> Drummers in Detention for Putting a Firecracker in Herb
11> Druggies Drugging
10> Jocks Sublimating
9> Hippies Hacking
8> Geeks Milk-Sneezing
7> Swimmers Bulging
6> Goths a-Moping, with…
5> Infected Nose Rings!
4> Appalling Nerds
3> French Exchange Students You *Wish* Were Promiscuous
2> Girls That I Love…
Selected from 12 submissions from 1 contributor.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Dewey O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 1-12, Topic
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor