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November 6, 2003      Share

NOTE FROM JEFF:
We offer this as a public service for teens trying
to convince their parents to let them get pierced.

The Top 6 Creative
Uses for Body Piercings

6> Three-nipple-ring binder.

5> A place to hang your personal shower curtain during group
showers.

4> No need to buy expensive percussion instruments… just shake
your head.

3> You’ll never forget where you put your keys when you clip them
to your eyebrow.

2> To draw focus away from last year’s mistake, the “G-Dogg
Forever” tattoo on your neck.

and the Number 1 Creative Use for Body Piercings…
1> That cheek hole is the exact diameter of a milk straw.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 1, 6 (13th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 3
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor

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