to convince their parents to let them get pierced.
Uses for Body Piercings
6> Three-nipple-ring binder.
5> A place to hang your personal shower curtain during group
4> No need to buy expensive percussion instruments… just shake
3> You’ll never forget where you put your keys when you clip them
to your eyebrow.
2> To draw focus away from last year’s mistake, the “G-Dogg
Forever” tattoo on your neck.
Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 1, 6 (13th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 3
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor