August 21, 2003     

The Top 7 Classes at
Jerry Springer High School

7> Remedial Bath

6> Trailer Economics

5> Really Advanced Genealogy

4> French 2 Twin Brothers Without Either of Them Knowin’ You Was
Frenchin’ the Other 1

3> Nucular Physics

2> Trigonometry of the Love Triangle

and the Number 1 Class at Jerry Springer High School…

1> Driver’s Ed (formerly Driver’s Edwina!)

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 1, 4, 7 (12th #1/Hat trick!)
Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN — 2, 5, Topic
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor