April 15, 2003     

The Top 9 Classes
at Hell High School

9> Sh*t Lit

8> Antisocial Studies

7> P.E.E.

6> Advanced Al-Qaeda and Trichinosis

5> Fry-ology

4> Spanish: Inquisitions

3> Inhuman Sexuality

2> French (-Kissing the Malodorous Hag of Kaldazar)

and the Number 1 Class at Hell High School…

1> Film 101: The Collected Works of Tom Green

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1 (12th #1)
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 2, 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 4
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, Texas — 5, 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Dan Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor