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The Top 8 Celebrities
Who’d Make a Cool Principal

8> O.J. Simpson: Getting away with murder not so tough in his
school.

7> David Lettermen: Insists all pencils are to be thrown out the
windows.

6> David Hasselhoff: The German Club, the Auto Mechanics Class
and the swim team all love him.

5> Samuel L. Jackson: Your bully problem has been swiftly dealt
with by the Jedi Council.

4> Christopher Walken: Class changes now signaled by cowbell.

3> President Bush: Spelling and English not sew emportent.

2> Barry Bonds: You could never fail; you’d simply graduate with
an asterisk.

and the Number 1 Celebrity Who’d Make a Cool Principal…
1> Keith Richards: Chemistry would ROCK!

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Gary O. Reynolds, Lafayette, IN — 1 1st #1 – Woot!
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 2
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 3, 7
Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI — 4
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 4
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 8
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — Topic
Jim Belushi, Brentwood, CA — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

RUNNERS UP list — Principal without Interest

Bill Cosby: Jell-O Pudding every day.
     (Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC)

Brian Griffin: Because how cool would a talking dog be?
     (Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO)

Charlton Heston: Bring your gun to school day!
     (Guy Reeves, Houston, TX)

Dan Quayle: His “Principle’s Office” sign is always good for a
laugh.
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)

Johnny Depp: Girls begging to get sent to the office.
     (Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN)

Michael Jackson: Zoo and amusement park at school would be great
but the “nap time” rule is a little bit freaky.
     (Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

Oprah: New car for every student.
     (Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)

Runners Up list name
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)

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