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April 24, 2008
Who’d Make a Cool Principal
8> O.J. Simpson: Getting away with murder not so tough in his
school.
7> David Lettermen: Insists all pencils are to be thrown out the
windows.
6> David Hasselhoff: The German Club, the Auto Mechanics Class
and the swim team all love him.
5> Samuel L. Jackson: Your bully problem has been swiftly dealt
with by the Jedi Council.
4> Christopher Walken: Class changes now signaled by cowbell.
3> President Bush: Spelling and English not sew emportent.
2> Barry Bonds: You could never fail; you’d simply graduate with
an asterisk.
Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Gary O. Reynolds, Lafayette, IN — 1 1st #1 – Woot!
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 2
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 3, 7
Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI — 4
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 4
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 8
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — Topic
Jim Belushi, Brentwood, CA — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown
(Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC)
Brian Griffin: Because how cool would a talking dog be?
(Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO)
Charlton Heston: Bring your gun to school day!
(Guy Reeves, Houston, TX)
Dan Quayle: His “Principle’s Office” sign is always good for a
laugh.
(Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)
Johnny Depp: Girls begging to get sent to the office.
(Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN)
Michael Jackson: Zoo and amusement park at school would be great
but the “nap time” rule is a little bit freaky.
(Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)
Oprah: New car for every student.
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Runners Up list name
(Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)