January 29, 2004      Share

The Top 10
Advantages of Home Schooling

10> Science class consists of watching MacGyver reruns; gym
class, snowboarding on an Xbox; and sex ed, rummaging through
Dad’s sock drawer.

9> You always manage to get better grades than the teacher’s pet,
Fluffy.

8> That hot girl in Algebra? It’s totally easy to sneak into her
bedroom!

7> Really huge lockers.

6> Chances are, you won’t have to study Biology.

5> School uniforms? Jammies.

4> Your “My Vacation” essay is four words long: “You were
there, Dad.”

3> You got all A’s, except for a D in Taking Out the Garbage.

2> You would have gone to the prom with your sister anyway.
This way it’s less embarrassing.

and the Number 1 Advantage of Home Schooling…
1> You’ve been on the Dean’s list your whole life.
(Dad’s name: Dean.)

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 10 (3rd #1)
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 2, 9, 10
(Hat trick!)
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 3, 5, 7,
(Hat trick!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 4
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 6
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 10
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 10
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance
Counselor

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