Lists from 2005
- Dec 8 Correspondence Courses for Failing Athletes
- Dec 1 Reasons We’re Excited to Get to College
- Nov 24 Signs Your School Has Been Invaded by the Navy
- Nov 10 Signs You’re the Mayor
- Oct 27 Signs You’re Only Dreaming You’re In School Right Now
- Oct 20 Signs Your School Nurse Isn’t Qualified
- Oct 6 Euphemisms for Being Called to the Principal’s Office
- Sep 29 Creative Uses for School Supplies
- Sep 22 Reasons We Missed the First Day of School
- Sep 1 Reasons You’re Hiding in the Library
- Aug 18 Camps We’ve Run Away From
- Aug 11 Questions on the Internet Literacy Test
- Jul 14 Clues an Evil Wizard at Your School Is Trying to Kill You
- Jul 7 Most Disruptive T-Shirts
- Jun 30 Signs Your Classmate Is 80 Years Old
- Jun 16 Signs Your Friend Is Wearing Magic Pants
- Jun 9 Signs Your State’s Graduation Test Is Too Hard
- May 26 Signs Your Classmate Is Actually God in Disguise
- May 12 Signs Your School Just Banned Cell Phones
- Apr 28 Reasons Your Quiz Bowl Team Lost
- Apr 21 Signs Your Teacher Is Using an Alias
- Apr 7 Excerpts From a Monkey’s Midterm Exams
- Mar 31 Signs Your Gym Teacher Is Out of Shape
- Mar 24 Ways to Save Catholic Schools
- Mar 17 Differences in the New SAT.
- Mar 10 Signs Your Coach Is a Vampire
- Mar 3 Signs Zombies Are Planning to Take Over Your School
- Feb 24 Clues Someone’s Hacked Into Your School’s Computer System
- Feb 17 Reasons Your School Should Change Its Name
- Feb 10 Ways Your First Amendment Rights Go Too Far
- Feb 3 Other Ways to Tell Your Classmate Is a Drunk
- Jan 27 New Career Clubs
- Jan 20 Signs Your Biology Teacher Doesn’t Want to Teach Evolution
- Jan 6 Signs Your Teacher Is a Bush Twin