Lists from 2004
- Dec 16 Songs for Final Exam Time
- Dec 9 Signs the Teachers Are Considering a Strike
- Dec 2 Books You Won’t Be Studying in English Class
- Nov 18 Reasons Nothing Happened at School Today
- Nov 11 Signs Your School’s Football Team Is the Worst
- Nov 5 Differences If Your Class President Were President of the USA
- Oct 21 Failed Attempts to Make Homework Fun
- Oct 14 Signs Your Paper Was Written in School the Day It Was Due
- Oct 7 Unauthorized Student Clubs
- Sep 30 Reasons You Were Banned From the Science Lab
- Sep 16 Unwise Locker Decorations
- Sep 9 Ways to Tell If the Kids at Your New School Like You
- Sep 2 Signs Your Summer Was Too Short
- Aug 26 Corporate-Sponsored Textbooks
- Aug 19 Ways to Convince the Voters Your School Needs More Tax Money
- Jul 29 Advantages of Going to Summer School
- Jul 15 Things the Janitor Found After Everybody Left for the Summer
- Jul 8 Reasons “Back to School” Sales Have Already Started
- Jun 24 Disappointments at the School’s All-Night Graduation Party
- Jun 17 Lines the Valedictorian Should Have Left Out of the Graduation Speech
- Jun 10 New School Safety Measures
- Jun 3 Headlines If Your School Paper Were Taken Over by Weekly World News
- May 20 Differences If You Attended “Survivor” High School
- May 13 Worst Things to Do Right Before the SATs
- May 6 Best Summer Jobs
- Apr 29 Least Effective Anti-Drug Campaigns
- Apr 22 Reasons We Don’t Have A Date for Prom
- Apr 15 Signs the Foreign Exchange Student Doesn’t Want to Go Home
- Apr 8 Ways You’ll Take Revenge on the Popular Kids Someday
- Apr 1 Signs Your Classmate Is A Spy
- Mar 25 Most Popular School Prayers
- Mar 17 Signs Your Teacher Hasn’t Read the Book, Either
- Mar 4 Signs It’s Time for Your Guidance Counselor to Retire
- Jan 29 Advantages of Home Schooling
- Jan 22 Signs You’re Not Going to Be the Next Teen Idol
- Jan 15 Signs the School’s Furnace Is Broken
- Jan 8 Signs Your Locker Needs Cleaning Out