Lists from 2003
- Dec 11 Days of High School Christmas
- Dec 4 Gym Activities for Really Lazy Kids
- Nov 20 Signs Your Teacher Was a Pirate in a Past Life
- Nov 6 Creative Uses for Body Piercings
- Oct 30 Vaguely Threatening Essay Titles
- Oct 23 Signs the School Cut Corners on the New Gym
- Oct 9 Signs Your School’s Rugby Team Are Cannibals
- Sep 25 Ways Video Games Have Made You a Better Person
- Sep 11 Haikus About High School
- Sep 4 Characters They Left Out of the Breakfast Club
- Aug 28 Ways to Annoy Your Substitute Teacher, Mr. Potato Head
- Aug 21 Classes at Jerry Springer High School
- Aug 14 Hall Monitor Pick-Up Lines
- Aug 7 Worst Things About Having a Teacher Who Used to Be a Marine Drill Sergeant
- Jul 17 Signs the Essay You Bought Won’t Get an A
- Jul 10 Worst Places to See One of Your Teachers Over Summer Vacation
- Jul 3 Songs About Cafeteria Food
- Jun 26 Horror Movies About High School
- Jun 5 Signs They’re Planning to Close Down Your School
- May 29 Mutants Who Go to Your High School
- May 22 Ways High School Would Be Better in The Matrix
- May 15 Signs Your School Paper Is Just Making Stuff Up
- May 8 Signs Your History Teacher Is Biased
- May 1 Signs Spring Fever Has Hit Your High School
- Apr 24 Signs You’re Being Hounded by Mime Bullies
- Apr 15 Classes at Hell High School
- Mar 25 Signs Your Teacher Is Senile
- Mar 20 Secrets of the Teachers’ Lounge
- Mar 4 Signs the Cafeteria Is Using Human Meat
- Feb 25 Benefits of Having a Boyfriend or Girlfriend in College
- Feb 18 Quotes from Yoda’s High School Years
- Feb 11 Signs You’re a Boring Teacher
- Feb 4 Signs You’re Not Hanging With the Cool Kids
- Jan 28 Most Inappropriate Comments for Your Teacher to Write on Your Test Paper
- Jan 21 Least Helpful Pieces of Advice Given by Your Parents
- Jan 14 Cool Things About Going to High School in Middle Earth
- Jan 7 Signs Your Bus Driver Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License