Lists from 2002
- Dec 17 Worst Last-Minute Stocking Stuffers Stolen From Your Health Class
- Dec 10 Other Movies about Marching Bands
- Nov 26 Signs You’re Not Going to Pass Home Ec
- Nov 19 Worst Fundraising Ideas
- Nov 12 Signs Your School Is Overcrowded
- Nov 5 Worst Places to Make Out
- Oct 29 Signs Your School’s Haunted House Isn’t Going to Scare Anyone
- Oct 22 Games Worse than Dodgeball
- Oct 15 Euphemisms for High School Labels
- Oct 8 Worst Things the Principal Could Find in Your Locker
- Oct 1 Signs You Go to High School in John Hughes’s Head
- Sep 24 Signs Your Art Teacher Is a Performance Artist
- Sep 17 Things That Suck About Your New School Uniform
- Sep 10 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework in 2037
- Sep 3 Reasons You’re Glad Summer Vacation is Over
- Aug 27 Signs the Foreign Exchange Student is NOT a Sexpot
- Aug 20 Rejected Slogans for the Prevention of Teen Suicide
- Aug 13 Most Dangerous Science Projects
- Aug 6 Signs the New Kid is Actually Some Guy in the Witness Protection Program
- Jun 25 Signs You’re Addicted to Caffeine
- Jun 18 Signs You Go to a Rural High School
- Jun 11 Signs Your Pool Party Isn’t Going Well
- Jun 4 Signs You Go to School in the Suburbs
- May 28 Signs You Go to an Inner-City School
- May 21 Worst Answers to American History Essay Questions
- May 14 Signs Your Field Trip Is Going to Suck
- May 7 Things You Say in High School That You’ll Regret 10 Years Later
- Apr 23 Teacher Pickup Lines
- Apr 16 Signs Someone Put Acid in the Prom Punch Bowl
- Apr 9 Signs the Janitor Is an Eccentric Millionaire
- Apr 2 Classmates Most Likely to Get Into a Car Accident
- Mar 19 Signs Your Sex Ed Teacher Has Never Had Sex
- Mar 12 Things Overheard at the White House Education Conference
- Mar 5 Classes You WISH Your High School Offered
- Feb 26 Ways Your High School Would Be Different if Celebrities Were Your Teachers
- Feb 19 Signs the Hall Monitor Is a Robot
- Feb 12 Signs Your Secret Admirer Is One of Your Teachers
- Feb 5 Signs the Other School’s Team Is on Steroids
- Jan 29 Excuses for Falling Asleep in Class
- Jan 22 Titles of Book Reports Written on the Way to School
- Jan 15 Signs the New Kid Is Actually Osama bin Laden