July 2, 2009
7> The five C’s: Cafeteria Chili Can Clear Classrooms.
6> To remember the order of the planets: My Viciously
Evil Manslave Just Severed Uncle Ned’s Penis.
5> A BlackBerry in hand is worth two crib sheets in your lap.
4> U before I except after gym class, did you forget to shower or
something? Man!
3> Fourteen hundred ninety-two: An SAT score you should pursue.
2> A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes none depending on what country
you’re from.
Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 1, 3 (9th #1)
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 2
Rob Russell, Ann Arbor, MI — 4, 7
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 6
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Hall Monitor
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
I B with U except when U P in X S.
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
If at first you don’t sautee, fry and fry again. (Culinary School
only)
(Chris White, Studio City, CA)
If at first you don’t succeed, the janitor can cut the lock off.
(Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)
It’s always puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff, puff, pass.
(Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN)
Runners Up list name
(Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)