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September 2, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
At Bristol Palin’s (now canceled but stay tuned!)
nuptials, the bride was going to wear Carolina
Herrera; the groom was going to
wear… camouflage. Bridal Party Fashion Alert!

The Top 7 Wedding Faux Pas

7> Bridal party dresses that would require addition of material
to qualify as lingerie.

6> The mother of the bride wearing white. White thigh-high boots.

5> Instead of the garter you use the best man’s necktie. While
he’s still wearing it.

4> The groom still has stripper glitter on his face from last
night’s bachelor party.

3> The bride is wearing white. As are all five of her kids. And
two of her grandkids.

2> Reducing expenses by selling ad space to divorce lawyers on the
back of the bridal gown.

and the Number 1 Wedding Faux Pas…
1> Your “something blue” is Keith Richards.


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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chris White, Studio City, CA — 1, 5 (10th #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 7
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3, 4
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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