nuptials, the bride was going to wear Carolina
Herrera; the groom was going to
wear… camouflage. Bridal Party Fashion Alert!
7> Bridal party dresses that would require addition of material
to qualify as lingerie.
6> The mother of the bride wearing white. White thigh-high boots.
5> Instead of the garter you use the best man’s necktie. While
he’s still wearing it.
4> The groom still has stripper glitter on his face from last
night’s bachelor party.
3> The bride is wearing white. As are all five of her kids. And
two of her grandkids.
2> Reducing expenses by selling ad space to divorce lawyers on the
back of the bridal gown.
Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 1, 5 (10th #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 7
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3, 4
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen