9> Hot milk. Sour cream.
8> Who knows? They *are* the quiet kind of crazy.
7> As your eyes meet across the pasture, it gives you a glare that
curdles… well, you get the idea.
6> It’s on the Atkins diet.
5> Each teat has a different personality.
4> Selling her milk at *that* price, she’s either mad or she
doesn’t care about the overhead.
3> She’s wearing leather… and it’s not her own.
2> It keeps writing “Can’t sleep! Clowns will eat me!” under a
picture of Ronald McDonald.
detail, instead of just killing you right away.
Selected from 62 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 1, Banner Tag
Eric Rossing, Holbrook, MA — 2, 5
Dave Rutherford, Middlebury, CT — 3
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 4
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 6, 8
Rich Frantz, Cairo, NY — 7, 9
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 7, 9
Joel Baskin, Brighton, MA — RU list name
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — HM I list name
L.C. Vaca, Charolais, WI — HM II list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo