August 30th, 2007
NOTE FROM JILL:
We’ve all been stuck in a Dr.’s waiting
room at one time or another, bored out
of our minds. There must be some fun
things we can do to pass the time, no?
room at one time or another, bored out
of our minds. There must be some fun
things we can do to pass the time, no?
The Top 5 Ways to Pass Time
in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
5> Bring a pen, and draw lobotomy scars on the models in all the magazines.
4> Scare the kiddies with a giant “Highlights Magazine” papier mâché hypodermic needle.
3> Exchange barfing tips with the other anorexics.
2> Practice your ventriloquism by making agonized moans seem to come from inside the office.
and the Number 1 Way to Pass Time in the Doctor’s Waiting Room…
1> “Actually, only one of these wounds is infected. Care to guess which one?”
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Credits:
Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Bruce Kane, Bentonville AR — 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
