June 26th, 2008
The Top 6 Useless Vitamins
6> Vitamin BB: Improves airgun shooting skills.
5> Vitamin K: Enhances the flavor of Special K cereal.
4> Vitamin C: Keeps your spectacles polished.
3> Vitamin Eeek: Prevents illogical fear of rodents.
2> Vitamin Eh: The vitamin for slackers.
and the Number 1 Useless Vitamin…
1> Vitamin aah, aah, AAH!!!: Enhances fake orgasms.
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 6 (15th #1!!)
Matt Van Opens, Janesville. WI — 2
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 3, 4
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
