June 7th, 2007



NOTE FROM JILL:
We’ve all heard the grunts and groans that
happen at the gym, and that doesn’t even
include the locker room! What else sounds
hotter at the gym than it really is?


The Top 5 Things That Sound
Dirty at the Gym but Aren’t


5> “Go ahead, feel how hard my muscle is.”

4> “It was a pretty big load, so he could only get it up a couple of inches.”

3> “Mind holding my bag while I take a leak?”

2> “Ok boys, let’s get out there and work those balls.”

and the Number 1 Thing That Sounds Dirty at the Gym but Isn’t…

1> “Now…Jerk!”




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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 1
Tina Danecke, Edmonton, AB — 2
Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 3, 5
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 4
Bruce Kane, Bentonville AR — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — List Moderator/Governing Body