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January 2, 2004
at a Health Club for Monkeys
10> “After my workout, I’m going to go to the spa and get my lice
picked off and eaten.”
9> “Could there be any *more* hair in the shower drain?”
8> “I can do about 30 chin-ups on the people bars.”
7> “The girl on the treadmill is a real howler.”
6> “Man, there is *always* a line for the tire swing!”
5> “Wanna monkey around after aerobics class?”
4> “OK kids, you climb around on the human bars while Mommy works
out.”
3> “Sheesh, whenever I come in to work out, someone’s already on
the Fecal Thrower 3000.”
2> “See that guy in the second shower? Would you look at the
length of his… arms?”
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Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 1
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 2
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 6, 9
J. Amila, Chicago, IL — 7, 8, 10 (Hat trick!)
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 10
Dian Leakey, Mist, OR — Banner Tag, RU, HM li
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Govern