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January 2, 2004      Share

The Top 10 Things Overheard
at a Health Club for Monkeys

10> “After my workout, I’m going to go to the spa and get my lice
picked off and eaten.”

9> “Could there be any *more* hair in the shower drain?”

8> “I can do about 30 chin-ups on the people bars.”

7> “The girl on the treadmill is a real howler.”

6> “Man, there is *always* a line for the tire swing!”

5> “Wanna monkey around after aerobics class?”

4> “OK kids, you climb around on the human bars while Mommy works

3> “Sheesh, whenever I come in to work out, someone’s already on
the Fecal Thrower 3000.”

2> “See that guy in the second shower? Would you look at the
length of his… arms?”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Health Club for Monkeys…
1> “Who let THOSE baboons in here?!”



Selected from 35 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 1
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 2
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 6, 9
J. Amila, Chicago, IL — 7, 8, 10 (Hat trick!)
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 10
Dian Leakey, Mist, OR — Banner Tag, RU, HM li
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Govern