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May 13, 2004
at a Beauty Salon Run by Pirates
10> “You can’t be chargin’ me full price for the manicure — you
only did five fingers and a hook.”
9> “What does that wench expect? She came in fer a piercin’, and
now she’s bitchin’ and moanin’ about how much her buccaneer
hurts.”
8> “I’d be givin’ yon nail siren a jolly roger of me own, savvy?”
7> “One piece of eight change back from a twenty? Does that sound
right to you?”
6> “Yo ho ho and a bottle of Nexxus!”
5> “Aye, I can braid yer mustache, but it’ll run ye extra.”
4> “Would you like your hair parrrr-ted on the right or the
left?”
3> “Aye, a parrot on yer shoulder’ll cover that up.”
2> “Just a little off the peg.”
Pirates…
that Seinfield dog and put his head on a pike.”
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Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 6, 8
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