July 22, 2004     

NOTE FROM FRAN:

Apparently some perfume makers want you to smell
good enough to eat — even Jessica Simpson
is developing a line of lickable scent products:

The Top 9 Tasty Perfume Names

9> Gravy-ty

8> Almond Joy

7> Stroganoff #5

6> Cocoa by Chanel

5> l’Heure Cordon Bleu

4> Brat

3> Anise Anise

2> Aqua-Velveeta

and the Number 1 Tasty Perfume Name…

1> Pork Shoulders

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Credits:

Selected from 51 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 1, 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 9
Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH — 3, 6
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 5
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 7
Nancy Lu, San Francisco, CA — 8, Banner Tag
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — Runner Up list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo