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February 11, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
Chocolate. Is there nothing it can’t do?
It’s a food, it’s a mood enhancer, and
it’s a… body scrub that can invigorate
your body and mind? That’s right, there’s
a company called Sweet Beauty that makes
skin care products out of chocolate.

The Top 8 Surprising Health
and Beauty Uses of Chocolate

8> Cougars and bobcats can use it as bait.

7> Can fill in as lip/nail color on goth night.

6> Edible moles.

5> Using white chocolate helps blondes with root touch-ups, or
for brunettes, adds quick highlights.

4> Magic Shell provides quick and edible lingerie.

3> Spray-on tanning product for that mocha tone.

2> Try it for covering up that bald spot.

and the Number 1 Surprising Health and Beauty Use of Chocolate…
1> Female contraceptive: Eat enough of it and no guy will ever
have sex with you again.


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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (25th #1)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2, 3
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 4
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 5, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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