a Health Club Musical
7> Hey, Big Spandex
6> Pilates Dream
5> The Ballad of Sweaty Todd
4> I Don’t Know How to Use This
3> Hello, Young Blubber
2> If I Were a Ripped Man
Selected from 67 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
J. Amila, Chicago, IL — 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4, Runner Up list name
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7
Frank Mills, Waverly, NY — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body
(Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL)
What I Did for Abs
(M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA)
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Pace
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
The Sound of Muscle
(Rich Frantz, Cairo, NY)
Just Do Weights, ‘Enry ‘Iggins
(William Longspee, Salisbury, England)
Seventy-six More Reps
(M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA)
Seventy-six Strong Bones
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Can You Feel the Burn Tonight?
(M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA)
(Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL)
(J. Amila, Chicago, IL)
Circuit of Life
(Rich Frantz, Cairo, NY)
Get Me to the Gym on Time
(M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA)
I Feel Sweaty
(J. Amila, Chicago, IL)
(Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS)