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July 8, 2010
NOTE FROM JILL:
As the ruler of health and beauty I dream of a land
where only the beautiful people live: Beautopia.
Of course, first we need a kickin’ slogan.
where only the beautiful people live: Beautopia.
Of course, first we need a kickin’ slogan.
The Top 8 Slogans for Beautopia
8> Absolutely no chance of meeting Joan Rivers.
7> Where the boob jobs outnumber the brain cells.
6> Where all our pool boys look like Tom Cruise, but don’t act
like him.
5> We don’t accept no fuglies.
4> President Biel welcomes you.
3> Where the beautiful people live, play, work, and purge.
2> F#@k the Eye of the Beholder.
and the Number 1 Slogan for Beautopia…
1> Even the Humor List contributors are smoking hot.
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Credits:
Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 7 (26th #1)
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 2, 4
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 3, 8
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5, 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen