July 24th, 2008



The Top 9 Signs You’ve
Chosen the Wrong Dog Groomer


9> The pink bow on the tail is cute, but it really doesn’t match your German Shepherd’s muzzle or his spiked collar.

8> ‘Til last week, you’d never seen a toy poodle roped, tied, and sheared in 30 seconds before.

7> Your Border Collie doesn’t get the respect from your sheep since he started sporting a mullet.

6> “Ummm, I’m pretty sure she had *four* legs when I dropped her off this morning.”

5> The groomer says, “Don’t worry, those are *circus* fleas.”

4> You’re pretty sure he’s saying, “Mitzi will be so tasty.”

3> The sign in the lobby offers Brazilians and underarm waxing.

2> She keeps hair clippings to make wigs for dogs with mange.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Chosen the Wrong Dog Groomer…

1> She appears to have used both mousse *and* squirrel.




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (23rd #1!!)
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3, 6
Matt Van Opens, Janesville. WI — 4, 8
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 5
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 7, 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen