August 14th, 2008



The Top 9 Signs Your Tattoo
Artist Is Mad at You
(Part II)


9> While this is your first tat, you are pretty sure they don’t usually use a nail gun.

8> Instead of the customary butterfly you asked for, you got a rabid bat.

7> You are pretty sure urine is not used as a coloring agent.

6> “I Love My MOO”

5> Spit-shines the needle.

4> Hey, you *asked* for a woody wood pecker.

3> When you look close at the mermaid on your arm, you notice that she’s giving you the finger.

2> You asked for the Chinese symbol for “Peace.” Instead, he gave you “Gay and single.”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Tattoo Artist Is Mad at You…

1> Underneath your big “USMC” there’s a tiny “reject who likes seamen.”




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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 1, 4 (3rd #1!!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Brandon Eldridge, Seattle, WA — 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 8
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen