The Top 9 Signs Your
Spouse is Addicted to Exercise

9> Those aren’t “sweet nothings” he’s whispering into your ear during sex: He’s counting reps.

8> The only suit he owns is made of heather grey fleece.

7> She makes you jog behind her with a wheelbarrow in her ninth month.

6> Her odometer is about to roll over 100,000 miles. She doesn’t drive a car.

5> Weighs you before sex so he can brag afterwards about how much he benched.

4> Constantly demands you spot him when he’s on the bottom.

3> Admires your new ankle weights, and you’re not wearing any.

2> Sure, you’ve heard of “Buns of Steel,” but “That Little Web of Skin Between Your Fingers of Steel”?

and the Number 1 Sign Your Spouse is Addicted to Exercise…

1> “Not tonight, dear, I have a foot fungus.”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 1, 8
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 2
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH — 3, 4, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 6, 7
Kevin Wickart, Normal, IL — 9
Liz Black, Misawa City, Japan — 9
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, CO - Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator, Governing Body