The Top 10 Signs Your
New Hairdo Was a Mistake

10> Any hairdo that improves the reception on FOX can’t be all bad.

9> Too late, you realize you don’t own the proper farm equipment to maintain cornrows.

8> You can’t replicate it at home without scaffolding.

7> “Live long and prosper. But you got the ears wrong, buddy.”

6> As you pay, the stylist holds up two bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?”

5> You start getting fan mail from sheep dogs.

4> Hans Blix has already inspected it. Twice.

3> Your son now addresses you as “Private Mom.”

2> People can’t stop with the Dilbert jokes.

and the Number 1 Sign Your New Hairdo Was a Mistake…

1> “Excuse me. Weren’t you the lead singer with ‘A Flock of Seagulls’?”

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Credits:

Selected from 71 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Barb Padgett, Toledo, OH — 1
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 2, 6
Alan Bland, Boulder, CO — 3
Ragiel, Kalamazoo, MI — 4, 5
Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH — 7
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 8
Pamela Rice Hahn, Celina, OH — 9
Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NJ — 10
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — Runner Up list name
William Prune Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Runner Up list name
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, NB — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body