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7> The creepy towel roadie watching from the corner.
6> All classes start at least a half-hour late, or “whenever” –
whichever comes first.
5> LOTS more pyrotechnics.
4> Same tight spandex, but bigger hair.
3> You’re just starting to make it through aerobicizing to
Mozart, and she’s already moving you up to Rachmaninoff.
2> “You can do better than that! Allegro! Allegro, you lazy
jazz hits until you give me twenty reps.”
Selected from 33 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4, 6
James Floyd, San Diego, CA — 4
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 7
Hugh Teux, Joshua Tree, CA — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body