NOTE FROM FRAN:

Speed dating: Spend three minutes or so talking to
a prospective date, then move on to someone else.
Circuit training: Spend a few minutes on one exercise machine,
then move on to the next.
The latest trend (and I am not making this up): Combine the two!
A man and a woman share a machine for one set of exercises,
then move on to another partner and another exercise,
until everyone at the session has met and worked out
with everyone else, followed by healthy munchies and mingling.
And for more news from the hilarious world of hookups,
meet Top5 Relationships, at http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtml

The Top 6 Signs Your Circuit
Dating Session Isn’t Going Well

6> Every one of your partners points out the “No Banging” sign.

5> While spotting you on the weight bench, he also spots every other pair of breasts in the room.

4> She bench presses you.

3> “So, are you really into weight training?” “Jenny Craig seems to work best for me!”

2> I’ve always dreamed of being swept off my feet in a whirlpool romance!

and the Number 1 Sign Your Circuit Dating Session Isn’t Going
Well…

1> “Just so you know in advance… I’m not going to last the whole three minutes.”

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

J. Amila, Chicago, IL — 1
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 2, 3
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 4
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 5
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 6
W. Stack, Weider, CA — Banner Tag, RU list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body