The Top 6 Signs Your
Anti-Depressant Isn’t Working

6> The president just said, “Globial warmification will help us lowerate our energetic usagism,” but you’re not laughing.

5> Your armpits are *still* soaked and stinky by the end of the day.

4> New wardrobe a la Anne Robinson, only not quite so gaudy.

3> Is this a dagger I see before me, its handle toward my hand?

2> You mean you’re supposed to take them *orally*???

and the Number 1 Sign Your Anti-Depressant Isn’t Working…

1> If you could get rid of the migraine and stop the convulsive shaking in your hands, you’d slit your wrists.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 1, 3
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
Ruta Baga, France — 4
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 5
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, MN — 6, Banner Tag
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH — List Topic
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body