near the White House. Oh, did I mention
he was nekkid? I’m sure that’s hot and
sexy for some but not for everyone.
5> The sound your thighs make when they rub together puts every
neighborhood dog into heat.
4> Your pysche might not ever recover from the pointing and
3> Too many girls might collapse in uncontrollable paroxysms of
lust at the sight of your nine inch… beer belly overhang.
2> You’ve tripped over your boobs twice. And so has your wife.
Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1 (9th #1!!)
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 4
Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen