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January 21, 2010      Share

Recently a jogger was apprehended jogging
near the White House. Oh, did I mention
he was nekkid? I’m sure that’s hot and
sexy for some but not for everyone.

The Top 5 Signs You Should Not Be Jogging Naked

5> The sound your thighs make when they rub together puts every
neighborhood dog into heat.

4> Your pysche might not ever recover from the pointing and

3> Too many girls might collapse in uncontrollable paroxysms of
lust at the sight of your nine inch… beer belly overhang.

2> You’ve tripped over your boobs twice. And so has your wife.

and the Number 1 Sign You Should Not Be Jogging Naked…
1> No one can tell you’re naked because of the body hair.



Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1 (9th #1!!)
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 4
Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen