The Top 7 Signs You
Picked the Wrong Designer

7> How many inseam measurements does one really need for a new hat, anyway?

6> That 20-foot rhinestone-and-seed-pearl train is getting you really weird looks at board meetings.

5> As surprising as it seems, bridal-goth-Lauren doesn’t go with everything.

4> Strange how many men seem to read Braille when it’s a message on the front of your t-shirt.

3> Your new fall ensemble includes scrollbars and Flash animation.

2> Turns out “Manny” isn’t short for “Manolo,” after all.

and the Number 1 Sign You Picked the Wrong Designer…

1> He thinks “CYA” is just a figure of speech.

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 1
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, 3, RU list name
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 4
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 5
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 6
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — 7
Edith Mackie, Milan, Italy — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo