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February 4, 2010
8> The drain in your tub has more clogs than a Dutch shoe store.
7> Your eyelashes have become entangled in your eyebrows.
6> You use your fingers to rub shampoo through your scalp hairs,
and your scalp to rub shampoo through your finger hairs.
5> You fell asleep on the couch without your shirt and your hubby
macramed your chest hair. Again.
4> No one can tell where your head hair ends and your back hair
begins.
3> Your Brazilian requires the use of a chainsaw.
2> Last summer, everyone was asking why you were carrying a
ferret in your shorts.
Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 1, 3, 8 (Hat trick!)(9th #1)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen