Might Not Be as Good for You as You Thought
8> In the middle of the night, the glow-in-the-dark pee is a
7> There are no side effects, and youve been feeling better
since you started taking it.
6> Congress has just approved three billion dollars to the FDA
to figure out if you’re toxic to other humans and animals.
5> While the toenail fungus is gone, the webbing between your
toes makes it hard to wear flip-flops.
4> Not only did it clear up your acne, it also leveled off your
navel and nipples.
3> When the FDA learns you’re still alive, they begin referring
to you as the “outlier.”
2> “Honey? Should the color be running out of my pupils?”
for You as You Thought…
Selected from 63 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Chris Louth, Vancouver, BC — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 2
James Floyd, San Diego, CA — 4
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA — 6, 8
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 7
N.A. Procksin, Lake Forest, IL — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body