The Top 6 Signs It’s Your
Beauty Consultant’s First Day

6> “Well, to let you have the makeover at that price, I gotta go in the back and get an OK from my Sales Manager. In the meantime, why don’t you just sit here and get the feel of it?”

5> First thing he does is place coins on your eyelids.

4> Spritzes “Obsession” on you with a SuperSoaker.

3> Asks if he can supersize your blush.

2> Tests lipstick colors by laying one on you.

and the Number 1 Sign It’s Your Beauty Consultant’s First Day…

1> Keeps using the wrong trowel.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ruta Baga, France — 1
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
Justin-Paul Cascio, Perth Amboy, NJ — 3
Bob Kelly, Salt Lake City, UT — 4
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 4
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, OK — Banner Tag, RU List Name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Esthetician