The Top 6 Signs It’s Time for a Vacation
6> You weep when you see resort commercials.
5> Just good timing, what with the eight secretaries you knocked
up expecting that week.
4> You’ve offered use of your house in exchange for a tarp in
Haiti.
3> You thought that “beach” was a kind of tree.
2> You’ve lost your second NFL championship by throwing an
interception in the closing minutes.
and the Number 1 Sign It’s Time for a Vacation…
1> The last time you went to the beach, some dude was walking on
the water.
the water.
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Credits:
Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1 (27th #1!!)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 2, 3
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 4, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen