NOTE FROM FRAN:

You’ve probably heard that doctors now have permission
to inject botulism toxin (known as “botox”)into facial muscles
to relax wrinkles. One of the drawbacks to this procedure
can be the inability to show a normal range of emotions.
As a public service, we offer:

The Top 7 Signs a
Botox User Is Upset

7> She’s smacking you on the head with a whiffle bat.

6> That icepick in your spleen must mean *something*…

5> Forget about her face, keep your eyes on that Smith & Wesson!

4> Her Bruno Magli is pressing against your trachea a little harder than normal.

3> The “CORNINGWARE” imprint on your forehead.

2> He keeps complaining about the Curse of the Bambino and beer prices at Fenway. (Wait, that’s BoSox.)

and the Number 1 Sign a Botox User Is Upset…

1> Two angry nipples and they’re pointin’ right at you, Chester.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Allen Lindsey, Cincinnatti, OH — 1, 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2, 3, RU List Name
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 7
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, NH — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body