December 7, 2004     

The Top 6 Signs a Beauty
Salon Is Run by Chickens

6> There’s more than the usual amount of talk about cocks.

5> Walk-ins are welcome, but they’re served in pecking order.

4> The receptionist at most salons is a real fox. Here, not so
much.

3> They specialize in feathered cuts.

2> NO one knows how to put on lip gloss.

and the Number 1 Sign a Beauty Salon Is Run by Chickens…

1> It’s across the road.

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Credits:

Selected from 52 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 1, 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 2, 6
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 3, 5
Amy Levy, Chicago, IL — 4, 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Penelope Henne, Beltsville, MD — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing