NOTE FROM FRAN:

The president recently took his annual physical,
and passed with flying colors. In an effort to
find out how he stays in such great shape on his,
um, *busy* schedule, we’ve compiled this list of:

The Top 6 Secrets of George W.
Bush’s Physical Fitness Program

6> Dodging tough questions really burns those calories!

5> Dribbling and shooting… and occasionally playing basketball

4> Those eyebrow scrunches? He’s not confused — it strengthens the facial muscles.

3> Sucking the life out of Dick Cheney

2> Sweatin’ With the Oldies Who Used to Work for Dad

and the Number 1 Secret of George W. Bush’s Physical Fitness
Program…

1> Spinning

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rance Frager, Ojibwa, WI — 1
Chuck Schultz, Eastaboga, AL — 2, 5
Mike Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, TX — 4, Banner Tag, RU name
Bob Roth, Fairfield, IA — 4, 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body