January 31st, 2008



The Top 9 Rejected Lipstick Colors


9> Necrophiliac Blue

8> Cold Sore Brown

7> Areola Umber

6> B-List’er

5> Low Self-Esteem Goth Black

4> Lingering Phlegm

3> Baboon Butt Red

2> Kiss this

and the Number 1 Rejected Lipstick Color…

1> Flaming Asshole




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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1 12th #1!
Stephen Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, Topic
David J Ludwig, San Diego, CA — 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6, 9
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 7
Tracy Lunquist, DeLand, FL — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen