NOTE FROM FRAN:

Fashion and beauty magazines are known for the provocative
teaser lines on their covers, promoting the articles inside.
The TV show “Just Shoot Me” even uses them as a transitional
device between scenes. Fresh from the newsstand, we present:

The Top 7 Rejected
Beauty Magazine Headlines

7> Cold Sore or Freckle? 6 Ways to Tell the Difference & Save Your Life

6> That Man of Yours: Scumbag or Douchebag?

5> Fiction Exclusive: How Stella Got Rid of Her Yeast Infection

4> “He Told Me He Liked Sheep, Now I’m A Baaaaaaaad Girl!”

3> Armpit Cornrows: Exotic or Just Plain Weird?

2> Sequin That Zit!

and the Number 1 Rejected Beauty Magazine Headline…

1> How to Get a Purty Mouth and Make Your Man Squeal Like a Pig

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 1
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2, 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4, 7
Justin-Paul Cascio, Perth Amboy, NJ — 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, WA — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body