The Top 8 Redneck Diet Books

8> How to Boil Up Thet Goat Oncet the Menfolks Git Thru With It

7> Grampaw’s Frittered Critter Diet

6> Lean Cookin’ with the Buck Nekkid Chef

5> Daisy Dukin’ Without the Pukin’

4> The Jenny-Craig and Jim-Bob Diet Plan

3> Roadkill for Life: Flat Food for a Flat Belly

2> Thirty Days to, Uhm, a Month or Sumpin’

and the Number 1 Redneck Diet Book…

1> Microwave With Me, Jesus

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ragiel, Kalamazoo, MI — 1, 3, 8
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 2
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 3, 7
Chris Louth, Vancouver, BC — 3
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 4
Amy Levy, Chicago, IL — 5
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator