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The Top 6 Redneck Beauty Salons

6> Flo’s Double Wide Beauty Shoppe

5> Bubba’s Bouffant Barn

4> Purdier Than New Snow Tires Salon

3> Bonnie Rattail

2> SuperMullets

and the Number 1 Redneck Beauty Salon…

1> NASCOIF

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 2
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 1
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4, 6
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 5
M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — Runner Up list name
Paul Mitchell, Nexus, GA — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo